2012

So, 2012 isn't far away. There have been many theories that the world may be in for some hard times. Poles may shift, solar flares may be intense. Even some talk about another planet colliding with ours, and apparently it may not be the first time that's happened.

But before you build an underground fall out shelter, remember y2k. All the big to-do, and nothing happened. 2012 marks the end of the Mayan calender. Should we even be concerned?

Save the planet! (Just not this one)

So.

Avatar = Ferngully.

See this site to see why, if you weren't nuts about Ferngully when you were younger.

To quickly summarize, the plot was terrible because it was a complete remake of something that has been done TIME and time again.

HOWEVER.

The blue people were really cool, and the tree with all the shimmery thought-tentacles was friggin dope.



As I had imagined, this movie has sparked huge overnight fandom, and there are already tons of people trying to find ways to express their adoration for this movie...

Some of these people work hard, like trying to do those complicated looking braids or getting some boss yellow contacts. And others...

Well, just watch this.

(I won't warn you. Just watch it.)







I'm sorry. Good night.

2010. Let the shit show begin.

So it's 2010, and the world is full of morons, bigots, blasphemers, weirdos, rapists, thieves, priests, and pricks. There's a fair amount of brain-poison being distributed among the populous, and we keep gobbling it up and licking the teat, kneading and purring and screeching for more. If this doesn't excite you enough for the new year, maybe this will:

That's right, grandma. Fuck the system.

Happy New Year, and welcome to hell.